Fuck Gas

Get on it people! It’s the big day so get out there and buy some crap… or better yet, get out there and buy some crap from a bike shop. If you’re around Louisville make sure to hit the Mag Bar tonight for a Black Friday Party. Shitluck and Liberty Tattoo & Art Parlor will have stuff for sale as well as plenty of bourbon and beer.

Add to all that, I think my insomnia is back. It hurts.

Left to Right: Leland, Gary, Suzanne (not pictured: Will, Derek, me)

So seeing that you’re reading this more than likely you pussed out last night. That’s okay though - your loss. We had fun, froze our toes off and watched people eat things that used to have a mom once we got to the bar. Hopefully one year Dave, Beenie and Mark will acknowledge the fact that there are vegans that like to drink (and possibly eat) at the Mag too…

the details are in the teeth

To top it all off, Gary and Suzanne made these kick ass patches and the best part is they are free! See what you missed! It’s going to take me a month to sew this fucker on…

Don’t miss the next one - The “We don’t give a shit how cold it is” Penguin Waddle. There will be prizes for the top 3 least dressed riders! Stay tuned for details.

This goes down rain or… well shine doesn’t really apply. So in the dark, wet or dry, warm or cold we are riding. Forecast calls for wet and cold unfortunately, but so what! Don’t be a pussy! We’ll get you to the bar and get something in ya to warm you up… that sounded dirty. Either way, we’ll make it happen. Don’t miss this. After a few of Beenie’s drinks you wont even care that you’re wearing 5 pounds of wet clothes.

Damn there’s a busy weekend coming!

Friday - The Gutter Ball Bonanza

Saturday - Mondo Crazy Alleycat

Friday, Saturday & Sunday - Unfair Art Show @ the Mag Bar

you have no excuses…