Wowsers! I know there are pictures out there floating around cause I saw a few flashes going off throughout the night, but I sure as hell don’t have any of them. Huge unofficial thanks to Brian and his boss fatty for  things that will remain unmentioned, as well as Liberty Tattoo & Art Parlor, Nutcase, FBM, Urban Velo, Spokepunchers and Shitluck for all their donations. Huge success. As usual we stayed partying way longer than anticipated before finally getting the ride underway. Sorry to the dude I took out with the trailer and fuck off to the park rent-a-cop that tried to shake us down when we were leaving the falls. Scattering bicyclists and you in a truck… we’ll win every time. As well, I’d like to send a huge fuck off to the douchebag that busted out my passenger side window just to ruffle through my shit last night. Like I didn’t have enough shit on my plate, now I gotta replace that fucking window so my kids don’t freeze to death on their way to school this winter. Thanks dick! Lastly, who has my damn bag? I’m hungry, hope those oats are done…